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Concise Oxford Dictionary Tenth Edition
Published 2001, editors Judy Pearsall, 1666pp.
Perv quotient: 95 headings÷1666 pages = 0.06 (higher scores indicate higher levels of perversion)
The dotdotdotcomma verdict:
Reasonably chaste on the whole but a stunning performance in the "C" section elevates this tome to the highest level. Contains many terms describing various grades of sexual technique.

agile gibbon (noun)
albert (noun)
annular eclipse (noun)
arouse (verb)
back row (noun)
brown trout (noun)
bushwhack (verb)
buttock (noun)
c*nt (noun)
carpet shark (noun)
chuff (noun)
clean and jerk (noun)
cleft (noun)
cock (noun)
come (verb)
condom (noun)
corpus delicti (noun)
Cumberland sausage (noun)
curve (noun)
dancing girl (noun)
depraved (adj)
drag race (noun)
dryas (noun)
ejaculate (verb)
enter (verb)
felt (verb)
fetish (noun)
filing cabinet (noun)
firm (adj)
flesh (noun)
four-in-hand (noun)
Fräulein (noun)
gape (verb)
gay (adj)
glory box (noun)
grass skirt (noun)
handjob (noun)
head (noun)
helmet (noun)
hole (noun)
horehound (noun)
jacuzzi (noun)
jizz (verb)
jug band (noun)
Kawasaki disease (noun)
kirby grip (noun)
knacker (noun)
lap of honour (noun)

librarian (noun)
lingua franca (noun)
lithe (adj)
loofah (noun)
massage parlour (noun)
mince (verb)
moorcock (noun)
mount (verb)
Oedipus complex (noun)
oral (adj)
pawnbroker (noun)
pervert (noun)
pleasure principle (noun)
polyrhythm (noun)
pubic (adj)
pullet (verb)
ramification (noun)
randy (adj)
ride (verb)
ringbolt (noun)
sadomasochism (noun)
Salve Regina (noun)
sausage (noun)
saveloy (noun)
screw jack (verb)
selfmate (verb)
sex symbol (noun)
sexpot (noun)
shit (verb)
side saddle (noun)
skirt (noun)
slurp (verb)
spray (verb)
stewardess (noun)
stud (noun)
suck (verb)
testis (noun)
thrush (noun)
tight (adj)
tittup (verb)
touch and go (noun)
turtleneck (noun)
unexplored (adj)
ungird (verb)
untouched (adj)
wick (noun)
woggle (noun)