The rules of the ancient game.

Discover DALA-GP and you'll never want to play anything else. And to make it all official, you can create your own Drink-A-Long-A-Grand-Prix superlicence too.

Confused by this seemingly complex game? Let our resident experts enlighten you.

 

It's a bold and controversial claim. See the proof.

 

Exclusive cars for sale. You won't find these in the showrooms.

 

When you're tired of Sex On The Beach and have had all the Orgasms you can cope with, try something different.

 

Wallow in the past with this collection of pages from old versions of dotdotdotcomma.

 

For those of you who aren't Zaphod Beeblebrox and therefore do not have an ego the size of the universe, here's a slightly less brain-annihilating version of Trin Tragula's Total Perspective Vortex for you to try. We're big fans of science, you know.

 

"RAT things" are expressions such as "PIN number", "AC current" or "ISBN number". If you have no idea what we're on about, pay a visit to this page and you may find something new in life to get annoyed about.

 

Swearing is neither big nor clever but then nor are we, which is probably why it amuses us. Adults only.

 

Just how creative can you get with three dots and a comma? Well, "not very" seems to be the answer but they're probably worth a look anyway.