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On some lesser social networking sites we could mention, you are restricted to posting your 140-character tweet (or similar) as your thinly disguised self, whereas fritter™ lets you pose as a figure from the world of motorsport and put words into their mouths in what we're calling a "frite".

Tell the world how your favourite driver feels about being penalised by the latest FIA "rules clarification", getting punted out of the last race by his team-mate or finding himself splashed all over the tabloids for, well, splashing himself all over some kiss-and-tell floozy.

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	Colin Kolles HRT is quite safe. You might get headaches, mood swings and changes in your sex drive, but at your age you should be used to that by now. Posted at 1:39pm on 17th August 2011 (1 year ago) by Jacques LaFrite

	Stephane Ratel @AdamParr Zut! F3 isn't 'a couple of mangy elephants' and who are you calling 'a rather droopy clown'? Tête de merde! Posted at 5:08pm on 5th August 2011 (1 year ago) by Jacques LaFrite

	Jenson Button Hey, man, is that a piece of fairy cake? Mmmmmmm. Yeah. Posted at 12:18pm on 31st July 2011 (1 year ago) by Mathias

	Graeme Lowdon At Virgin we're in no hurry to name our 2012 second driver. We're in no hurry about anything really. Even our trains are in more of a hurry. Posted at 1:23pm on 27th July 2011 (1 year ago) by Jacques LaFrite

	Lewis Hamilton I hope they give me enough petrol this time... reminds me of the story about Ron short filling Brabham. Oh how they laughed afterwards Posted at 12:03pm on 24th July 2011 (1 year ago) by Gilles

	Frank Williams You don't want to listen to everything that bloody Adam Parr says. He's a Pat Rickhead as we say in Grove rhyming parlance. Posted at 11:11pm on 21st July 2011 (1 year ago) by Mathias

	Damon Hill As President of BRDC it gives me great pleasure to unveil the new Silverstone Circuit - now with Wings! Hold on, that doesn't sound right... Posted at 11:06am on 11th July 2011 (1 year ago) by Mathias

	David Coulthard Love commentating on Nick HeidFIELD. Even though everyone says it properly. Posted at 1:53pm on 10th April 2011 (2 years ago) by Anon

	Luca di Montezemolo Apparently Ford have graciously allowed us to continue production of the Ferrarsi F-Pinto. Thanks a bunch. Posted at 11:47am on 10th February 2011 (2 years ago) by Mathias

	Mark Webber Christian says I can fight for the Championship in 2011! Bonzer! I'll remember that when he issues team orders at, say, Silverstone..., Posted at 11:37am on 26th November 2010 (2 years ago) by Mathias

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