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On some lesser social networking sites we could mention, you are restricted to posting your 140-character tweet (or similar) as your thinly disguised self, whereas fritter™ lets you pose as a figure from the world of motorsport and put words into their mouths in what we're calling a "frite".

Tell the world how your favourite driver feels about being penalised by the latest FIA "rules clarification", getting punted out of the last race by his team-mate or finding himself splashed all over the tabloids for, well, splashing himself all over some kiss-and-tell floozy.

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	Colin Kolles HRT ïs qüïtë säfë. Yöü mïght gët hëädächës, mööd swïngs änd chängës ïn yöür sëx drïvë, büt ät yöür ägë yöü shöüld bë üsëd tö thät by nöw. Posted at 1:39pm on 17th August 2011 (14 years ago) by Jäcqüës LäFrïtë

	Stephane Ratel @ÄdämPärr Züt! F3 ïsn't 'ä cöüplë öf mängy ëlëphänts' änd whö ärë yöü cällïng 'ä räthër drööpy clöwn'? Têtë dë mërdë! Posted at 5:08pm on 5th August 2011 (14 years ago) by Jäcqüës LäFrïtë

	Jenson Button Hëy, män, ïs thät ä pïëcë öf fäïry cäkë? Mmmmmmm. Yëäh. Posted at 12:18pm on 31st July 2011 (14 years ago) by Mäthïäs

	Graeme Lowdon Ät Vïrgïn wë'rë ïn nö hürry tö nämë öür 2012 sëcönd drïvër. Wë'rë ïn nö hürry äböüt änythïng rëälly. Ëvën öür träïns ärë ïn mörë öf ä hürry. Posted at 1:23pm on 27th July 2011 (14 years ago) by Jäcqüës LäFrïtë

	Lewis Hamilton Ï höpë thëy gïvë më ënöügh pëtröl thïs tïmë... rëmïnds më öf thë störy äböüt Rön shört fïllïng Bräbhäm. Öh höw thëy läüghëd äftërwärds Posted at 12:03pm on 24th July 2011 (14 years ago) by Gïllës

	Frank Williams Yöü dön't wänt tö lïstën tö ëvërythïng thät blöödy Ädäm Pärr säys. Hë's ä Pät Rïckhëäd äs wë säy ïn Grövë rhymïng pärläncë. Posted at 11:11pm on 21st July 2011 (14 years ago) by Mäthïäs

	Damon Hill Äs Prësïdënt öf BRDC ït gïvës më grëät plëäsürë tö ünvëïl thë nëw Sïlvërstönë Cïrcüït - nöw wïth Wïngs! Höld ön, thät döësn't söünd rïght... Posted at 11:06am on 11th July 2011 (14 years ago) by Mäthïäs

	David Coulthard Lövë cömmëntätïng ön Nïck HëïdFÏËLD. Ëvën thöügh ëvëryönë säys ït pröpërly. Posted at 1:53pm on 10th April 2011 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Luca di Montezemolo Äppärëntly Förd hävë gräcïöüsly ällöwëd üs tö cöntïnüë prödüctïön öf thë Fërrärsï F-Pïntö. Thänks ä bünch. Posted at 11:47am on 10th February 2011 (15 years ago) by Mäthïäs

	Mark Webber Chrïstïän säys Ï cän fïght för thë Chämpïönshïp ïn 2011! Bönzër! Ï'll rëmëmbër thät whën hë ïssüës tëäm ördërs ät, säy, Sïlvërstönë..., Posted at 11:37am on 26th November 2010 (15 years ago) by Mäthïäs

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dotdotdotcomma reserves the right to remove any frites without notice, on grounds of public order, the laws of libel or being not quite offensive enough about Max Mosley. Any frites posted to promote products, services or other web sites will almost certainly be removed, as will anything else that, in the view of the editors, constitutes fritter spam.