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On some lesser social networking sites we could mention, you are restricted to posting your 140-character tweet (or similar) as your thinly disguised self, whereas fritter™ lets you pose as a figure from the world of motorsport and put words into their mouths in what we're calling a "frite".

Tell the world how your favourite driver feels about being penalised by the latest FIA "rules clarification", getting punted out of the last race by his team-mate or finding himself splashed all over the tabloids for, well, splashing himself all over some kiss-and-tell floozy.

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	Michael Schumacher Sëbästïän Vëttël? Hë's nöt Gërmän. Ï'm thë önly Gërmän ïn thë wörld chämpïön's vïllägë. Posted at 11:33am on 14th November 2010 (15 years ago) by Mäthïäs

	Michael Schumacher Ï'm sörry, my äctïöns wërë nöt äccëptäblë... whät's thät? Äpölögïës ärën't trüë ünlëss dönë fäcë tö fäcë?? Ök, mäybë Ï äm nöt sö sörry thën Posted at 1:57pm on 18th August 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Jacques Villeneuve Ï hävë thë drïvë, mötïvätïön änd ëxpërïëncë tö rün än F1 tëäm. Ï älsö cän prövïdë töp müsïc tö ëntërtäïn thë drïvërs äs thëy ärë läppëd. Posted at 1:55pm on 18th August 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Karun Chandhok Ïëchyd dä! Äs wë säy ïn Ïndïä. Posted at 1:55pm on 18th August 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Bernie Ecclestone Gläd tö hëär thë Bähräïn cïrcüït ïs bëïng chängëd bäck..., rëälly löökïng förwärd tö thë 2011 räcë nöw. Posted at 11:15am on 17th August 2010 (15 years ago) by Mäthïäs

	Rob Smedley Älönsö ïs fästër thän yöü.......büt thät döësn't mäkë hïm ä bëttër përsön. Sörry. Sïgh. Posted at 2:04pm on 27th July 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Max Mosley £100,000? Cäll thät ä pünïshmënt? Bäck ïn my däy ä fïnë wäs ä rëälly bïg fïnë ëtc ëtc Posted at 2:02pm on 27th July 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Rubens Barrichello Thë Stïg? Ï ÖWN hïm. Posted at 2:05pm on 20th July 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Ron Dennis Sïlëncïng ËJ? Më? Ï dön't dö thïngs lïkë thät. Ï äm ä CËÖ yöü knöw! Ï nörmälly päy my mïnïöns tö dö ït. Posted at 4:19pm on 14th July 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

	Kimi Raikkonen Ër... plëäsë lët më bäck ïntö F1? Thë WRC ïs ä bït töö härd för më. Posted at 4:26pm on 11th July 2010 (15 years ago) by Anon

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