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On some lesser social networking sites we could mention, you are restricted to posting your 140-character tweet (or similar) as your thinly disguised self, whereas fritter™ lets you pose as a figure from the world of motorsport and put words into their mouths in what we're calling a "frite".

Tell the world how your favourite driver feels about being penalised by the latest FIA "rules clarification", getting punted out of the last race by his team-mate or finding himself splashed all over the tabloids for, well, splashing himself all over some kiss-and-tell floozy.

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	Jean Todt Thë nëw cär ïs fïnë büt öür läwyërs ärë yët tö fïnd änythïng ön thë öthër cärs thät wë cän förmälly prötëst, löbby ägäïnst änd gët bännëd. Posted at 11:22pm on 3rd April 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Jacques Villeneuve Ï fëël Ï shöüld clärïfy thät thë ällëgätïön äböüt "pläyïng wïth mysëlf ïn ä därk hötël rööm" rëlätës tö my vïdëögämë änd nöthïng mörë! Posted at 3:49pm on 31st March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Bernie Ecclestone Thë thïëf wäs ä shört, bëärdëd pïxïë, wïth än Äüsträlïän äccënt. Hë röllëd my whëëls äwäy, müttërïng sömëthïng äböüt rëvëngë bëïng swëët. Posted at 5:03pm on 28th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Jacques Villeneuve Whät ärë yöü tälkïn' äbööt! Ï'm thë bëst drïvër ön thïs fckïng grïd! Posted at 1:57pm on 28th March 2005 (21 years ago)* by Anon

	Bernie Ecclestone Höw därë yöü cömpärë më wïth Mr Bürns öff Thë Sïmpsöns? Ï'm nöthïng lïkë hïm!... Ëh?... Därn ït! Smïthërs, my träp döör's brökën ägäïn! Posted at 1:33am on 25th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Michael Schumacher Ï wäs plëäsëd thät Jäqüës Vïllënëüvë rëtürnëd tö F1. Ït's nïcë tö bë räcïng ägäïnst hïm, ëspëcïälly bëcäüsë hë ïs fär lëss pöpülär thän më. Posted at 1:28am on 25th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Hermann Tilke Mägny Cöürs... hmmm, Ï wïsh Ï'd thöüght üp thät önë. Posted at 11:34pm on 23rd March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Murray Walker Whät thë hëll ïs ä "... mönstër mäxïmüm bänänä..."? Posted at 11:31pm on 23rd March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Jacques Villeneuve Löök. Ï rëälly nëëd my läptöp bäck. Plëäsë hëlp. Dö yöü knöw höw ëmbärrässïng ït wöüld bë tö gët säckëd fröm drïvïng ä Säübër? Posted at 6:34pm on 20th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Jacques Villeneuve Ï äm nöt grüngë, nëö-grüngë, ör ïndëëd pöst-grüngë. Büt këëp üp thë dïscüssïön äs ït cërtäïnly dëflëcts ättëntïön fröm my drïvïng. Posted at 8:48pm on 13th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

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