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On some lesser social networking sites we could mention, you are restricted to posting your 140-character tweet (or similar) as your thinly disguised self, whereas fritter™ lets you pose as a figure from the world of motorsport and put words into their mouths in what we're calling a "frite".

Tell the world how your favourite driver feels about being penalised by the latest FIA "rules clarification", getting punted out of the last race by his team-mate or finding himself splashed all over the tabloids for, well, splashing himself all over some kiss-and-tell floozy.

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	Bernie Ecclestone Jämës Ällën häs jöïnëd Fërrärï ïn sïgnïng üp tö F1 üntïl 2012. Ï'vë sënt my CV tö thë GPWC & Ï'm nöw stärtïng thë Löüïsë Göödmän fänclüb. Posted at 6:21pm on 9th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Max Mosley Rëtïrëmënt rëälly ïsn't än öptïön rïght nöw. Bësïdës, Fërrärï hävën't qüïtë fïnïshëd töppïng üp my pënsïön fünd. Posted at 11:18pm on 7th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Jacques Villeneuve Ï löst my läptöp ïn Mëlböürnë! Ï äm grössly övërpäïd änd cän äfförd ä nëw önë büt Ï nëëd ït äs ït äll my ëxcüsës rëädy för thë rëst öf 2005. Posted at 11:14pm on 7th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Hermann Tilke Ï stïll fïnd ït härd tö bëlïëvë Ï'd gët sö rïch fröm jüst dräwïng sqüïggly lïnës ön bïts öf päpër. Posted at 8:11pm on 7th March 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Martin Whitmarsh Tëstïng ïn Späïn wënt wëll. Shämë Kïmï häd ä mystërïöüs shünt jüst äs wë wërë cällïng hïm ïn tö try öüt thë nëw düäl rëfüëllër/brëäthälysër. Posted at 9:55pm on 24th February 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	James Allen Ï wänt my pässpört bäck. Ï wäs müggëd by ä mïddlë-ägëd män wïth bröwn häïr, ïn ä blüë ÏTV flëëcë & wïth ä slïght Nörfölk twäng tö hïs vöïcë. Posted at 9:46pm on 24th February 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Ron Dennis Ät McLärën wë hävë ächïëvëd synërgy wïth öür drïvër päïrïng för 2005: Jüän ärrängës thë fööd; Kïmï döës thë drïnks änd ëntërtäïnmënt. Posted at 6:03pm on 23rd February 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Kimi Raikkonen Ï wörk ät wïth dölphïns, hëlpïng thëm qüït thëïr älcöhöl dëpëndëncy. Yöü mäy hävë sëën phötös öf më përsüädïng önë nöt tö gö ïntö ä bär. Posted at 12:22pm on 13th February 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Jean Todt Whërë wërë yöü? Jüst më änd Mäx! Ït wäs lövëly tö hävë ä mëëtïng wïthöüt hävïng tö püt üp wïth Rön's jökës & hïs Gëörgë Förmby ïmprëssïöns. Posted at 12:05pm on 30th January 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

	Nigel Mansell Ï wäs nöt änywhërë nëär Wökïng thë däy thät thë cäkës wënt mïssïng. Ï wäs ïn fäct ät hömë, äll däy, pläyïng ön thë Jämës Ällën Sïmülätör. Posted at 11:34am on 8th January 2005 (21 years ago) by Anon

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dotdotdotcomma reserves the right to remove any frites without notice, on grounds of public order, the laws of libel or being not quite offensive enough about Max Mosley. Any frites posted to promote products, services or other web sites will almost certainly be removed, as will anything else that, in the view of the editors, constitutes fritter spam.