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Boris Becker Wimbledon prodigy and alleged absent father; suggested by James Brickles |
Paul Rutherford Frankie Goes To Hollywood dancing bloke; suggested by Tim Garland |
Patrick Swayze Dirty dancer and shit actor; suggested by Greg |
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[Davi Fisichell] |
[Mika Herbidson] |
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Gary Paffett DTM ace and Sauber hopeful; suggested by Mark. |
Jarno Trulli The quiet man of Formula One; suggested by Mathieu Brière. |
James Van Der Beek from Dawson's Creek Hey! That rhymes! Suggested by Jembylina. |
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[Jacquarlo Wilse] |
[Johnni Barricher] |
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Alan Hansen Liverpool legend and pointer-out of woeful defending; suggested by Sam. |
Sly Stallone the greatest actor of his generation; suggested by Danny Napton. |
Chris Martin High-pitched warbler with gloom-peddlars Coldplay; suggested by Kevin in Milton Keynes |
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[Jean Webbis] |
[Olivan Frentzill] |
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Keith Chegwin Ex-swap-shopper and occasional naturist; suggested by Anna. |
Peter Andre ...,after a hard night in the bush down under. Ahem. Suggested by Serena. |
EastEnder, Dirty Den Walford's cradle-snatching Lazarus; as spotted by The Doctor. |
| [Johnni Schumesi] |
[Mark Hello] |
[Davean Fisichesi] |
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Mackenzie Crook Gawky star of Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, and he's Gareth in The Office too. |
David Seaman Beponytailed former Arsenal and England goalkeeper and professional big jesse |
Desperate Dan Dandy man who ate all the cow pies; suggested by Frink |
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[Heinz-Harald Schumell] |
[Jean Barrichard] |
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Jaws Metal-molared Bond villain; suggested by Mad Mark of Manchester |
Hugh Grant Floppy-haired kerb-crawler; suggested by Billbob |
Tony Jardine Top Cat to Jim Rosenthal's Benny; suggested by Nina |
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[Heinz-Harean Herbo] |
[Davi Coulthen] |
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Kop hero Ray Clemence ...,having a bad hair day; suggested by Mad Mark of Manchester |
A Gardeners' World refugee Suggested by Nina |
The alien from Mars Attacks! Suggested by Wehee |
| [Kimy Hello] |
[Jy Herbella] |
[Rubean Fisichish] |
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Dale Winton Swarthy supermarket-sweeper; suggested by JM |
Dolph Lundgren Chiselled Arnie-wannabe; suggested by Cain Adams |
Trevor from Eastenders Suggested by Emy |
| [Davon Herbonen] |
[Kimid Schumer] |
[Heinz-Hary Alonen] |
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Steve McQueen Hollywood superstar (and no mean driver himself) |
Niki Lauda F1's most famous pay-driver |
David Gower Erstwhile exponent of something called "cricket" |
| [Kimy Salill] |
[Ruba Fisichish] |
[Johnni McNish] |
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Jeff Banks Fashion bloke |
Mario Andretti All-round driving deity |
| [Allael Barrichesi] |
[Jald Salesi] |