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Boris Becker
Wimbledon prodigy and alleged absent father; suggested by James Brickles |
Paul Rutherford
Frankie Goes To Hollywood dancing bloke; suggested by Tim Garland |
Patrick Swayze
Dirty dancer and shit actor; suggested by Greg |
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[Davi Fisichell] |
[Mika Herbidson] |
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Gary Paffett
DTM ace and Sauber hopeful; suggested by Mark. |
Jarno Trulli
The quiet man of Formula One; suggested by Mathieu Brière. |
James Van Der Beek from Dawson's Creek
Hey! That rhymes! Suggested by Jembylina. |
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[Jacquarlo Wilse] |
[Johnni Barricher] |
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Alan Hansen
Liverpool legend and pointer-out of woeful defending; suggested by Sam. |
Sly Stallone
the greatest actor of his generation; suggested by Danny Napton. |
Chris Martin
High-pitched warbler with gloom-peddlars Coldplay; suggested by Kevin in Milton Keynes |
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[Jean Webbis] |
[Olivan Frentzill] |
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Keith Chegwin
Ex-swap-shopper and occasional naturist; suggested by Anna. |
Peter Andre
...,after a hard night in the bush down under. Ahem. Suggested by Serena. |
EastEnder, Dirty Den
Walford's cradle-snatching Lazarus; as spotted by The Doctor. |
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[Mark Hello] |
[Davean Fisichesi] |
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Mackenzie Crook
Gawky star of Pirates of the Caribbean. Oh, and he's Gareth in The Office too. |
David Seaman
Beponytailed former Arsenal and England goalkeeper and professional big jesse |
Desperate Dan
Dandy man who ate all the cow pies; suggested by Frink |
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[Heinz-Harald Schumell] |
[Jean Barrichard] |
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Jaws
Metal-molared Bond villain; suggested by Mad Mark of Manchester |
Hugh Grant
Floppy-haired kerb-crawler; suggested by Billbob |
Tony Jardine
Top Cat to Jim Rosenthal's Benny; suggested by Nina |
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[Heinz-Harean Herbo] |
[Davi Coulthen] |
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Kop hero Ray Clemence
...,having a bad hair day; suggested by Mad Mark of Manchester |
A Gardeners' World refugee
Suggested by Nina |
The alien from Mars Attacks!
Suggested by Wehee |
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[Jy Herbella] |
[Rubean Fisichish] |
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Dale Winton
Swarthy supermarket-sweeper; suggested by JM |
Dolph Lundgren
Chiselled Arnie-wannabe; suggested by Cain Adams |
Trevor from Eastenders
Suggested by Emy |
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[Kimid Schumer] |
[Heinz-Hary Alonen] |
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Steve McQueen
Hollywood superstar (and no mean driver himself) |
Niki Lauda
F1's most famous pay-driver |
David Gower
Erstwhile exponent of something called "cricket" |
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[Ruba Fisichish] |
[Johnni McNish] |
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Jeff Banks
Fashion bloke |
Mario Andretti
All-round driving deity |
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[Jald Salesi] |
