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The latest F1 news only slightly after it's happened. Updated daily.*
How it all started - original news items e-mailed between the editors. (Some of our more sensitive readers may find this page slightly less palatable. We use the "F" word and everything.)
Find out who'll be driving for whom next season.
Laugh yourself daft over our collection of F1 celebrities and their twins.
Build your own F1 driver
Assemble your own driver, Dr. Frankenstein-style, from the face parts of current and former F1 drivers. It's alive! Alive!
What would Jenson Button look like with Nigel Mansell's eyebrows and Bugs Bunny's teeth? If this sort of thing keeps you awake at night, the answers you can find on this page might help you sleep better.
Watch as each record in the F1 history book is gradually taken by someone other than Michael Schumacher.
Discover the tortuous path by which Tyrrell ultimately begat Mercedes's second F1 incarnation, learn what made Jackie Stewart cry on live TV and find out how the hell a shoe salesman ended up owning an F1 team.
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The Wisdom of James Allen
All the nonsense we've noticed him saying that doesn't fit into the Phrase Book or Simulator.
Championship standings/race results
Current placings in the championship, including finishing positions and points scored, as well as full results for each race. It's F1 stat heaven!
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