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| F1: Bulgaria targets Formula One race |
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
8th Dec 2008 |
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While shaving, Wellington comes up with a new nose-cone design.
Bulgaria is hoping to be considered for a Formula One race in the near future at a new track to be built in the north of Wimbledon Common.
The head of the Wombles of Wimbledon Common, Great Uncle Bulgaria, came out from behind The Times to inform that daily newspaper on Monday that they were proposing a request be put forward to Bernie EcclescakeECCLESTONE, BERNIE
 Bernie and Slavica Ecclestone: it's hard to say who looks more uncomfortable. F1 supremo Bernard Charles Ecclestone owns various bits of Formula One and has done since the 1970s, all of which has made him a very rich man. He also co-owns QPR Football Club, which does at least demonstrate that not all his decisions are spot-on. In his time, Ecclestone has managed drivers, owned teams, sold TV rights he probably didn't have in the first place and married someone 28 years younger and 28cm taller than him. He has also developed a slightly bewildering antipathy towards Silverstone.
"It'll be very difficult but I think we'll succeed," said Bulgaria, "after all, we're so incredibly, utterly devious, making the most of everything.
"I'll get Hermann Tomsk onto designing it straight away."
The circuit is expected to have both underground and overground sections.
[That's enough crap Womble jokes, Ed.]
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