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F1: BBC confirms F1 broadcast details by Virgil Ellipse
24th Feb 2009
The BBC has announced that it plans to broadcast all Formula One sessions this year, including free practice.

The corporation also confirmed that fans would be able to customize their viewing experience, with three different video streams, split-screen options, a live leaderboard, in-car cameras and a choice of commentary, none of which will feature Jar-Jar Allen.

"Oh, and there'll be no f***ing adverts, neither," added a spokesman fitted with his own personal bleeper.

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