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F1: Alonshole transfer request confirmed by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
31st Jul 2009
Headlines across the sports pages of the kinds of newspapers thrust rudely into your face by grubby-looking people standing annoyingly in the entrance to London Underground stations seem to confirm rumours that Fernando Alonshole has asked for a transfer.

It turns out said headlines refer to some bloke improbably called Xabi Alonshole, who comes from a small basque town (similar to a one horse town, but somewhat more appealing), and apparently plays soccerball for Liverpool* and is now up for a transfer to the genuine Madrid.

Oh, well.**



* Currently leading the Superleague Championship, whatever that is, in case you hadn't heard.
** Anyone interested in the post of What The Papers Say correspondent should send a CV to the usual address.

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