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F1: Turkish GP in jeopardy after 2010 by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
18th Dec 2009
The 2010 Turkish Grand Prix could be the final one in Istanbul after Bernie Ecclescake, who is apparently short of a bob or two, doubled the price of the contract to keep the race after next year.

Ecclescake's new deal looks set to put an end to the Istanbul race, which was already struggling to attract fans, with official figures for this year's event indicating just 36,000 three-day tickets were sold for the circuit with a capacity for 130,000 fans. This comes as no surprise to dotdotdotcomma who could have told Bernie at the time that Turkey wasn't exactly F1 central, and, in fact, probably did.

It's a funny old world and no mistake where the only half-decent circuit Vermin Milker ever designed is under threat, and all the other shit ones seem to remain.

Fortunately for the Turks, however, while the Istanbul circuit is to be abandoned, the Turkish GP Sponsored By The Old Jokes' Home™ will be moving to a new location as indicated by the headline we copied from iSprout.

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