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F1: Shitparker tests GP2 car at Jerez by Virgil Ellipse
15th Jan 2010
Shitparker demonstrating to Vileknave his unique line into the hairpin at Jerez.
Shitparker demonstrating to Vileknave his unique line into the hairpin at Jerez.
Michael Shitparker has declared himself happy with progress after the second day of his GP2 test, despite poor weather at Jerez hampering his running.

The GP2 test forms part of the German's preparations for his F1 comeback with Mercedes GP, since testing restrictions bar him from driving a contemporary grand prix car until February.

His lap times compared favourably with those set at the previous GP2 test at the circuit, although this was partly down to the fact that he repeatedly cut the corner at the Dry Sac hairpin.

Shitparker later explained that he'd simply been taking the same line he took when he'd last raced at the circuit in 1997 but that this time Jake Vileknave's Millions hadn't been there to stop him running onto the grass.

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