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F1: Russia set to announce race from 2014 by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
18th Oct 2010
At a meeting with F1 Supremo™ Bernice Ecclescake, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin has agreed that Russia will announce it is aiming to host a Formula 1 grand prix every year from 2014.

The agreement, already becoming known as the "Tupolev Tu-144 Agreement", means that Russia will officially join a growing list of pointless annual announcements from the world of F1, which currently includes Ecclescake's own "The British Grand Prix doesn't have to be held at Silverstone, or even in Britain really, you know", Jake Vileknave's "I've got unfinished business in F1" and David Coldtyres's "This will be my year" (ret'd).

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