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F1: Piquet: F1 teams will restrict drivers by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
11th Feb 2011
Half-Nelson Piquet believes Rubiks Kubica's rally accident will make Formula 1 teams become more strict with their drivers' off-track activities.

Speaking at Daytona, where he is set to contest the season-opening round of the NASCAR Camp World Truck Series next week Piquet said that back in his time with Renault he felt the team was very "protective" in regards to his activities beyond F1.

"Back in my time," he said, while sat in a rocking chair on his porch chewing an old cheroot, "the team was very 'protective' in regards to my activities beyond F1."

A source at Yellow reveals that this "'protection'" took the form of damage limitation to the young Brazilian's career, rather than his health, given the rather obvious fact that the only thing he was actually capable of doing to order on track was, in fact, staging spectacular crashes.

dotdotdotcomma's Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics department assert that the evidence demonstrates that competing in different formulae is pretty dangerous for an F1 driver. But the stats also show that just riding a mountain bike, getting on a plane or driving an ordinary road car is pretty insane for these guys too.

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F1Formula 1
The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
GP2GP2
The former Formula 2, now twice-renamed and god alone knows why.