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F1: General Dynamics to sue HRT over F-111 name by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
14th Mar 2011
HRT testing its f-duct at Barcelona, yesterday.
HRT testing its f-duct at Barcelona, yesterday.
American aviation and defence (sorry, de-fense) giant General Dynamics is to sue Spanish Formula 1 minnow Hormone Replacement Therapy for a trademark™ infringement over the use of the name F111 for its latest Formula 1 car.

General Dynamics, who began life as the Electric Boat Corporation in 1899, developed and manufactured the F-111 medium range interdictor and tactical strike aircraft until its final retirement in 1998.

"HRT has misappropriated the F-111 trademark in naming its new racing vehicle the 'F111' in order to capitalise on and profit from the substantial goodwill that General Dynamics has developed in the F-111 trademark," said a generally dynamic spokesdrone.

In response, HRT issued a press release protesting that it only chose the F111 name because it is the year 2011 and it is a Formula 1 car (allegedly). So there.

A representative of General Dynamics who went on line to view the HRT launch photographs later confirmed that the company was withdrawing its lawsuit on the grounds that, after all, there was no room whatsoever for confusion between the two brands.

Apart, that is, from the four AIM-9 Sidewinder car-to-car missiles mounted on the side-pods.

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