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F1: Virgil aims to 'turn corner' in Turkey by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
4th May 2011
Virgil Racing boss Photo Booth is hopeful the upgrades to be introduced by his team in the Turkish Grand Prix will help the squad to 'turn a corner' following a poor start to the season.

The announcement will no doubt come as an enormous relief to the Virgil drivers given that there are 14 corners to negotiate at Istanbul Park.

The team will have a major aerodynamic upgrade for this weekend's race, having admitted that the MVR-02 has not produced the downforce levels it was hoping for. The addition of a steering wheel is expected to come by Monaco at the end of the month.

In related news, the ailing MINI World Rally Championship team expects to get 'back on track' in Sardinia this weekend.

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