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F1: Comebacker not attending Massiveshunt's kart race by Virgil Ellipse
17th Aug 2011
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Michael Comebacker has told Felipe Massiveshunt that he is unable to make the Brazilian's end-of-season karting event.

This year marks the sixth consecutive running of the race at Florianopolis but Comebacker has found another new way to disappoint his fans by declining the invitation to attend.

"There is a clash of dates," explained Massiveshunt, "so he will not come."

The clash of dates is believed to be because in early December, Comebacker will be at Hanover Square in London, at the offices of the Guiness Book Of Records, where he will be having his chin measured. A source close to the German says that he is very keen to claim Jimmy Hill's long-standing record.

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