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F1: F1 launches update: HRT by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
6th Feb 2012
Artist's impression of the HRT F112
Artist's impression of the HRT F112
The Hotflush Racing Team team is said to be close to launching what passes for its 2012 challenger, following a top secret shakedown at the weekend.

Team principal and former Minibardi hot-shot* Luis Perry Cider is said to be impressed with the performance of the car (pictured, right?), the inspiration for which came as a result of a Christmas present from his mum.

"I was desperate," he said, "and willing to try anything."

Experienced** F1 returnee Pedro Docklands Light Railway reckons the car has potential.

"Yes," said the driver whose career to this point was 35 times more successful than his team boss, "it's a bit of a bumpy ride and its response is frankly wooden, but it's still a massive improvement on the ludicrously-named F111."

In related news: Next week, MotherRussia's Phone Booth explains how he got the inspiration for the MR01 from something he won in a Christmas cracker.
MR01 - it’s a cracker!
Lucky he didn't get the nail clippers, eh, readers?


* Don't laugh. He scored a point.
** Old.

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