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F1: Evidence emerges that F1 should not have gone to Bahrain by Virgil Ellipse
23rd Apr 2012
Irrefutable evidence emerges after the race that the controversial 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix should never have taken place
Irrefutable evidence emerges after the race that the controversial 2012 Bahrain Grand Prix should never have taken place

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