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F1: Malaysian GP: practice update by Virgil Ellipse
27th Mar 2015
The Manna F1 team has requested a clarification of earlier reports from the first practice session in Malaysia that their driver Roberto Mierda "completed his first lap after 13 minutes".

They are keen to point out that the Spaniard finished his lap 13 minutes after the session started, not 13 minutes after he left the pits.

Although it wasn't actually that far off.

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