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F1: Record Sold for Ferrari F2004 Price by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
30th Jun 2005
A limited edition numbered ten-inch single of Craner Curve's 'Clipped' ep has been sold for an unprecedented €2.7 million, reputed to be the going rate for a Ferrari F2004, at a recent auction.

The sale included historic and present vinyl both, including an Australian import of 'True Faith' by New Grid Order (including an exclusive remix of 'Paradise'), and the now-legendary 'Run 2' twelve-inch by the same band.

A disappointed bidder, Mr V Ellipse, went away disappointed at having narrowly missed out on the purchase. dotdotdotcomma asked if he was disappointed.

"I'm bloody livid, me," said the disappointed web-designer, "I came here with a bloody F310B in my back pocket, but it just wasn't quite enough to scoop the ultimate prize."

Rumours that pathetic, fawning, dribbling little twat Jar-Jar Allen attempted to bid for the record with an Enzo that he happened to have in a buggy nearby are being investigated by the NSPCC.

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