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F1:
Crapbeard: Red Rag must do better in 2007
by Virgil Ellipse
24th Jan 2007
David Crapbeard
says his
Red Rag
Formula One team must raise their game this season or pay the price of failure.
"We have to achieve more, otherwise people will have to be replaced," said the Scot, now the oldest driver on the grid and with no contract for next year.
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