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F1: Former champ talks sense by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
30th May 2002
left quote"Look, it's clearly pronounced
"Michael", not "Michelle"
"right quote
 MICHELLE COBBLER (MISS)
Jockie Stalwart has sent out a warning to reigning world champion Michelle (© 2002 Boris Becker) Cobbler not to be too greedy as he continues to rack up wins and titles. Cobbler is on target to take his fifth drivers' championship this year and increased his record number of wins to 57 at the Spanish Grand Prix. But three-times world champion Stalwart believes the German should be prepared to walk away from the sport when he thinks the time is right. And the time Jockie thinks is right is right now. Nice one, Jockie.

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