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F1: Massa says drivers spurred on by verdict	by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 30th Jul 2007

Yessa Massa says the only way that the Ferrarsi drivers can respond to the World Motor Sport Council's verdict in the spy case hearing is to continue pushing hard to beat McLap'em on the track..., ...which just goes to prove one thing: that, up until now, Ferrarsi's, and it drivers', only hope for winning the 2007 championships lay with getting McLap'em and its drivers disqualified..., ...and that they had clearly pinned all their hopes on a heavy penalty from the WMSC following their guilty verdict (no wonder John Toad was so frustrated)..., ...and that they had probably deliberately created an atmosphere within which Nigel Stepneesupmotherbrown would be sufficiently disgruntled to want to pass secrets to Mike Offline in the first place in order that McLap'em would be investigated under article 151c of the International Sporting Code, found guilty and disqualified from the championship. Fucking arrogant cheating bastards.

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