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F1: Yampotatoes angry after early exit by Virgil Ellipse
6th Aug 2007
Sackof Yampotatoes was angry with his team after he spun out of the Hungarian Grand Prix just seven laps into the race.

The Japanese driver lost control of his Shyster at the end of the straight, while lapping at the bottom of the field.

"Who the hell let me race one of these things?" he barked. "I demonstrated last year that I'm patently not qualified to be in Formula One. It's irresponsible and it's wrong.

"Heads will have to roll."

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