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F1: McLap'em appoint bishop as head of PR by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
26th Sep 2007
In the light of their recent woes, the McLap'em Formula 1 team have taken the some would say desperate measure of appointing a bishop to be their Head of Communications and Public Relations.

The forty-four-year-old Bishop of Haymarket will begin woking at Working in January 2008, from which point it is hoped and, indeed, prayed that the team's fortunes will start to take a considerable turn for the better.

A spokesdeacon for McLap'em chanted: "We hope and, indeed, pray that the appointment of the Bishop of Haymarket to this position will bring about a much-needed upturn in fortune, if that be the will of almighty God.

"After, of course, the good Lord checks that it's OK with Max and Bernie."

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