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| F1: Alien: 'son not named after Ferrarsi' claim |
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
1st Nov 2007 |
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Wikipedia, the definitively inaccurate online information resource, has made the bold claim that pathetic, fawning, dribbling little Jim-Bob Alien didn't name his son Enzo* after Enzo Ferrarsi, the man who made a great Italian marque what it is today: Alfa Romeo.
I mean, come on! He named his second son Emerson, after Emerson Lakeandpaldi; are we really expected to believe he didn't name his first son after his first love? Per-lease.
Wikipedia claim that the 2003 Australian GP programme contains a statement from the bouffanted buffoon to this effect, but until we see either (a) a scan of the page in question, or (2) any other statement to this effect anywhere in the world, we just won't believe it.
* Who is no doubt still little, but must be past the dribbling stage by now. We have no evidence as to how pathetic or fawning he may - or may not - be.
Additional note: what kind of diabolical contract was entered into between Enzo and Yaks Mostly's dad when both of them were in cahoots with Benito Mussolini in 1932? I think we should be told.
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