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F1: Alonshole positive about Rental future - we think	by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 11th Mar 2008

See! iSprout exclusively reports that Rental returnee Fernando Alonshole is adamant that the team can return to wining ways in the future.* Never ones to miss the satirical opportunity of a minor typographical error, leading dotdotdotcomma pundits find themselves picturing the french squad living it up in a bar on the Rue de Rivoli - an image somewhat more likely than that of the team returning to winning ways, which is clearly utterly ludicrous, despite Alonshole's now legendary 0.6 seconds a lap. Even more likely, of course, is that the team will return to its whining ways, a concept made all the more believable by the return of Alonshole himself. * Honestly, it said that at 2:20 am today. Don't ask.

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