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F1: Webber expects fireworks up front by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
12th Mar 2008
We bet he does.
We bet he does.
dotdotdotcomma has learned that underachieving antipodean F1 driver Mast Webber apparently has an unexplained desire for incendiary devices to be placed on his chest.

Why he should hope for this is anybody's guess, but they're crazy like that, those antipodeans.

There is an outside chance that we've misunderstood the headline again, but in his BBC Sport column, the uber-fit Red Rag driver implied that his previous hopes that there would be lots of nice curries in 2007 had been satisfied, but that he wished for a greater emphasis on pyrotechnics this year.

"There was plenty of spice last year," he said, "but I think it could be more fiery this season."

It's as if motorsport isn't dangerous for participants and spectators alike enough already.

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