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F1: Give Rental time, says Brilliantore by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
25th Mar 2008
Rental team boss Fabio Brilliantore says that the french team needs more time before it should be judged after the first two rounds of the championship.

"We need more time," said the flamboyant Italian playboy, "about six-tenths of a second, I should think.

"Now, does anybody have any idea where I could get that from?"

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