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F1: Red Rag target push for fourth by Virgil Ellipse
14th Aug 2008
Red Rag Racing are planning a renewed push for fourth place in the constructors' championship, after losing ground to midfield rivals Tonkatoyota and Yellow in recent races.

The team had a firm grasp on the hotly contested fourth spot after the Monaco Grand Prix but have been pushed down to sixth in the mid part of the season.

"We've been told what we've got to try to achieve," said Red Rag driver Mark Cobber, "but I don't think Dieter Bullschitz is going to sack 200 people if we finish fifth."

No, Mark, but he might sack one of them.

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