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GP2: Martinez joins Racing Engineering by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
2nd Aug 2007
Whoa! Look at the size of my f*ckin' hand, Vic!
Whoa! Look at the size of my f*ckin' hand, Vic!
dotdotdotcomma correspondents are seriously concerned at the news that Racing Engineering team have added Martinez to their ever-changing line-up.

For crying out loud, don't they know that he's a nasty piece of work: a squaddie who deals drugs and who kidnapped our on-off squeeze Louise and beat her to within an inch of her life?

Or perhaps we've been playing Vice City Stories too much. It's possible.

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AROUND THIS TIME LAST YEAR:
NASCAR Busch wins delayed Michigan race 22nd Aug 2007
GP2 Risotto alla Marinara 23rd Aug 2007
NASCAR Vileknave to test NAFFCAR truck 24th Aug 2007
BF3C Fans Given Chance to Be 'Anteprepenultimate Grid Girl' at Rockingham 24th Aug 2007
WSxR Avabanana replaces Fettle at Carlin 15th Aug 2007

KEY TO SERIES NAMES (hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
BF3CBritish F3 Championship
The top class in Britain's premier single-seater series.
GP2GP2
The former Formula 2, now twice-renamed and god alone knows why.
NASCARNASCAR
Umbrella term for a number of bafflingly popular Stateside stock car series.
WSxRWorld Series by Renault
The FRenault V6 Eurocup and World Series by Nissan successor, as much of a World Series as baseball; aka Formula Renault 3.5 for some reason.