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GP2:
Martinez joins Racing Engineering
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
2nd Aug 2007
Whoa! Look at the size of my f*ckin' hand, Vic!
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correspondents are seriously concerned at the news that Racing Engineering team have added Martinez to their ever-changing line-up.
For crying out loud, don't they know that he's a nasty piece of work: a squaddie who deals drugs and who kidnapped our on-off squeeze Louise and beat her to within an inch of her life?
Or perhaps we've been playing Vice City Stories too much. It's possible.
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AROUND THIS TIME LAST YEAR:
NASCAR
Busch wins delayed Michigan race
22nd Aug 2007
GP2
Risotto alla Marinara
23rd Aug 2007
NASCAR
Vileknave to test NAFFCAR truck
24th Aug 2007
BF3C
Fans Given Chance to Be 'Anteprepenultimate Grid Girl' at Rockingham
24th Aug 2007
WSxR
Avabanana replaces Fettle at Carlin
15th Aug 2007
KEY TO SERIES NAMES
(hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
BF3C
British F3 Championship
The top class in Britain's premier single-seater series.
GP2
GP2
The former Formula 2, now twice-renamed and god alone knows why.
NASCAR
NASCAR
Umbrella term for a number of bafflingly popular Stateside stock car series.
WSxR
World Series by Renault
The FRenault V6 Eurocup and World Series by Nissan successor, as much of a World Series as baseball; aka Formula Renault 3.5 for some reason.