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LeM: Tonkatoyota denies Le Mans plans by Virgil Ellipse
25th Jan 2008
Tonkatoyota has moved to cool rumours that it's planning to return to the Le Mans 24 Hours with a petrol-electric hybrid prototype in the near future.

Reports in the Japanese press suggested that the marque was gearing up for a return to the event in 2010 but a spokesman told reporters that the speculation was wide of the mark.

Tonkatoyota did not have enough resource to put into a Le Mans programme, he told reporters, because all their efforts were currently focussed on making a complete arse of their Formula One programme.

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