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IRL: Rain wipes out Thursday Indy practice by Virgil Ellipse
9th May 2008
Bad weather has led to the cancellation of another practice session at Indianapolis Motor Speedway, as teams prepare for the 500th Indy 92. Sorry, the 92nd Indy 500.

Rain soaked the circuit for the second successive day, which naturally stops all the cars running, in case the drivers get their little helmets wet. The deity of your choice forbid that they should try driving in slightly tricky conditions.

"I don't think it would be Indy if you didn't have weather," said 2004 winner Buddy Rice, revealing a hitherto unplumbed depth of meteorological insight. "I think that's what makes this place so unique - you never know what you're going to get."

Actually, maybe it was Forrest Gump and not Buddy Rice.

The cancellation of the six-hour practice session - yes, that really is six hours of practice - leaves just one more whole day of preparation before qualifying. It makes one wonder how they'll all cope.

Most drivers feel that after a week of driving around the same four-cornered track, they've got a pretty good feel for how to drive it, although one or two of the rookies are still not as comfortable as they'd like.

"I'm okay as far as turn two," said Buck Follocks Jnr, "but then it all gets a little hazy. Is it turn four after that? Or turn three? You know, the more I think about it, the more I'm thinking that it's back to turn one. Yup, that's it: turn one."

The race's organisers are hopeful that the next scheduled practice session will go ahead as planned, unless the gentle breeze that has been forecast suddenly turns into anything more than a draught, in which case all running will be stopped immediately.

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AROUND THIS TIME LAST YEAR:
GP2 Martinez joins Racing Engineering 2nd Aug 2007
WSxR Avabanana replaces Fettle at Carlin 15th Aug 2007
F1 Buemi testing for Red Rag at Jerez 24th Jul 2007
NASCAR Busch wins delayed Michigan race 22nd Aug 2007
GP2 Risotto alla Marinara 23rd Aug 2007

KEY TO SERIES NAMES (hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
F1Formula 1
The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
GP2GP2
The former Formula 2, now twice-renamed and god alone knows why.
IRLIndy Racing League
Classic Mickey-Mouse racing of the first water.
NASCARNASCAR
Umbrella term for a number of bafflingly popular Stateside stock car series.
WSxRWorld Series by Renault
The FRenault V6 Eurocup and World Series by Nissan successor, as much of a World Series as baseball; aka Formula Renault 3.5 for some reason.