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BF3C: Snetterton test indicates exciting season in prospect by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
8th Mar 2006
Demonstrating that, contrary to popular belief, you can use the words 'Snetterton' and 'exciting' in the same headline, the desolate East Anglian circuit hosted the second official British F3 International test of the 2006 season, with Mike Ontheway and Olivier Panis setting the pace. However it was extremely competitive at the top with most of the Championship class drivers within half a second of the fastest time, giving the prospect of an extremely exciting season for the coveted British Formula 3 title that has done so much for the careers of Alan Van-Swerver and Rob Beaker.

Ontheway's Mercredi-powered Rrrrracing Dallara posted an unofficial time of 61.49 seconds around the 1.9-mile circuit, just six hundreths of a second ahead of the Movin Unda-powered Kartin Dallara. Other drivers who posted sub-62 second lap times included Wilma Aaaaaaa, Eddie Waring, Burnt Sienna, Christian Backward, Johnny Walker and long-time dotdotdotcomma favourite Mr Wobbly.

The fastest National Class runner was G-Spot driver Speedy Gonzales, with the Venezuelan posting a time just over a second behind the leaders, and closely followed, as ever, by Sylvester.

"Andale," said Gonzales, later, "Andale, Ariba, Ariba, eh-hah!"

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KEY TO SERIES NAMES (hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
A1GPA1 Grand Prix
The World Cup of Motor Sport. Allegedly.
BF3CBritish F3 Championship
The top class in Britain's premier single-seater series.
CCAChamp Car Atlantic
AKA 'The Big Puppy', Champ Car Atlantic is the feeder series for Champ Cars, surprisingly.
EtcEverything Else
Other stuff that either happens in the wrong place (off road) or with the wrong number of wheels.
FFUKFormula Ford UK
The top British slicks 'n' nowings category.
GP2GP2
The former Formula 2, now twice-renamed and god alone knows why.
IRLIndy Racing League
Classic Mickey-Mouse racing of the first water.