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Etc: 'Sprout Awards to be broadcast on TV by Virgil Ellipse
27th Nov 2007
The Autosprout Awards are to be broadcast on British terrestrial television for the first time in the event's 26-year history.

The star-studded event, taking place at the Grosvenor House Hotel this Sunday, will be shown on ITV1 on 4th December.

ITV will be using its usual F1 team to cover proceedings, so viewers can look forward to the producer cutting to advert breaks in the middle of the most interesting bits, Mark Bungle making no sense at all with his ramblingly incoherent analysis and Jar-Jar Allen annoying the hell out of everyone whenever he opens his mouth.

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