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IRL: Fitchick tops second night of testing by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Mar 2008
Testing revealed weakness under lateral g-forces.
Testing revealed weakness under lateral g-forces.
Extensive testing of Danica Fitchick's new racing tops have shown that they can actually stay on for up to two nights running, although, as our photo shows, things were getting a bit touch-and-go towards sunrise.

In other news, Fitchick has shrugged off an illness that has kept her from two days of media appearances (as if she hasn't, ahem, appeared enough in Sprouts Illustrated) to set the best lap of the day during testing at the Homestead-Miami Speedway.

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KEY TO SERIES NAMES (hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
F1Formula 1
The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
F3Formula 3
The top national single-seater motor-racing series. Or the bottom international one.
IRLIndy Racing League
Classic Mickey-Mouse racing of the first water.
NASCARNASCAR
Umbrella term for a number of bafflingly popular Stateside stock car series.