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IRL:
Fitchick tops second night of testing
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Mar 2008
Testing revealed weakness under lateral g-forces.
Extensive testing of
Danica Fitchick
's new racing tops have shown that they can actually stay on for up to two nights running, although, as our photo shows, things were getting a bit touch-and-go towards sunrise.
In other news, Fitchick has shrugged off an illness that has kept her from two days of media appearances (as if she hasn't, ahem,
appeared
enough in
Sprouts Illustrated
) to set the best lap of the day during testing at the Homestead-Miami Speedway.
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