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BF3C: Hare leads Turtle! by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
5th Mar 2008
Red Rag-sponsored New Zealish driver Pipkin Hartley goes into the ninth round of the 2008 British Formula 3 Pre-Season Testing Championship at Silverstone tomorrow as favourite to take the title thanks to his triple victory last time out at Snetterton.

Irregular readers of the hallowed Road To F1™ pages of dotdotdotcomma will recall that some years our team of retentive statisticians analyse pre-season testing results in an attempt to predict which driver might do well in the real British F3 International series later in the year. Their success on that front has been less than patchy, but they just can't help themselves, bless them.

This year, they have decided to simplify their analysis, partly to see if this will enable them to do a similar exercise for Formulas Renault and Ford, but mostly because their maths and computing skills are suffering from a lack of blood in their respective alcohol systems. Points are awarded to the top ten pace-setters in each session on a straightforward sliding scale from 10 to 1, ignoring competition classes.

Kiwi Hartley has clearly mastered his Carlin Dallara Mercedes since a reasonable start at Pembrey, and now leads British Rail Diners' Club McLap'em Autosprout Young Driver of the Year Award winner Oliver Turtle by three points. Turtle had let himself down with a poor first run at the Snet, and then no run at all in the last session. dotdotdotcomma will be hoping for a repeat of Aesop's fable during Silverstone and Oulton.

The Brit is only 2 points ahead of Mexican F3 veteran Circuito de Jerez, proving that you can still cut it with Mugen-Honda power, so long as you remember to take your sombrero off.

The field is close, and with 30 theoretical points still to play for 9 drivers are still in with a mathematical chance of the title, disappointingly excluding sole National Class points-scorer Andy Maverick, a man not used to driving a car that is younger than he is.

The testing circus moves on to Silverstone in Buckinghamshire tomorrow for a single session at the F3/GT media day, and the Pre-Season Testing Champion will be crowned at Oulton Park on 12 March.

Current standings:
1. Brendan Hartley - 53
2. Oliver Turvey - 50
3. Sergio Perez - 48
4. Jaime Alguersuari - 45
5. Max Chilton - 41
= Sam Abay - 41
7. Atte Mustonen - 39
8. Walter Grubmuller - 35
9. Marcus Ericsson - 27
10. Jonathan Kennard - 16
= Andrew Meyrick (N) - 16
12. John Martin - 12
13. Sebastian Hohenthal - 7
14. Henry Arundel - 3
= Nick Tandy - 3
16. Rodolfo Gonzalez - 2
= Alistair Jackson - 2

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KEY TO SERIES NAMES (hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
BF3CBritish F3 Championship
The top class in Britain's premier single-seater series.
EtcEverything Else
Other stuff that either happens in the wrong place (off road) or with the wrong number of wheels.
F1Formula 1
The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
F3Formula 3
The top national single-seater motor-racing series. Or the bottom international one.
MotoMotoGP
Four wheels good - two wheels baaaaad.