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F1	Formula 1 The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
FJEDI	Formula Jedi Motorbike-engined single-seater series that looks like huge fun for not much money at all.
GBR	Tin-Top Serieses Various on-track saloon and touring car series, the 'GBR' acronym coming from the popular epithet that we are too PC to repeat here.
IRL	Indy Racing League Classic Mickey-Mouse racing of the first water.
Moto	MotoGP Four wheels good - two wheels baaaaad.
WSxR	World Series by Renault The FRenault V6 Eurocup and World Series by Nissan successor, as much of a World Series as baseball; aka Formula Renault 3.5 for some reason.

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IRL: Visor struck down with the mumps	by Virgil Ellipse 10th Jul 2008

EasyCars driver EJ Visor has been diagnosed with the mumps and has withdrawn from this weekend's Firestone Indy 200 at Nashville Superspeedway. Visor, who seems to have gone all initial on us since his British F3 days when he was plain Ernesto, has been advised to remain in quarantine and the Indy Racing League is asking anyone who was in close contact with Visor last weekend at Watkins Glen to submit to a blood test. It is understood that 28 nubile members of the Wriggly Young Miss contingent of Visor's Venezuelan fan club have already come forward, with another seven expected to submit themselves as soon as they have recovered from the rigours of their encounters with the driver.

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