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GP2: Racing Engineering to introduce innovative booster system	by Mathias Olaf Uncertain 27th Feb 2009

di Frowzy: "Chuffed" dotdotdotcomma can exclusively reveal that Spanish GP2 squad Racing Engineering will be introducing a radical new booster system to facilitate overtaking without contravening the series's incomprehensibly tortuous technical regulations. The FartBurner™ system involves feeding the drivers with a revolutionary high-fibre drink prior to a race, the noxious emissions resulting from which are fed through lightweight tubes to the rear of the car, where an ignition system, controlled from a switch on the steering wheel, can light the fumes for an afterburner effect that dotdotdotcomma's technical section believes could be worth up to several extra horsepowers. According to a source close to the team (but, all things considered, not too close), recent signings Lucas di Frowzy and Dani Gross are both very happy to have been selected to race for the team in 2009 thanks to certain particular talents known to assist with the operation of the system.

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AROUND THIS TIME LAST YEAR:
F1	Piquet: F1 teams will restrict drivers	11th Feb 2011
F3	T-Spoon to use Turner simulator	24th Jan 2011
F3	International F3 series created for '11	18th Jan 2011

KEY TO SERIES NAMES (hovering over the abbreviations in the table above also shows the full series name)
F1	Formula 1 The world's most prominent, most expensive and frequently most tedious single-seater series.
F3	Formula 3 The top national single-seater motor-racing series. Or the bottom international one.
GP2	GP2 The former Formula 2, now twice-renamed and god alone knows why.

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