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GP2:
Villa sets Ricard record
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
12th Mar 2009
VauxhallNova
's
Aston Villa
set a new GP2 lap record at the Paul Ricard circuit on the opening day of the first pre-season test.
The Spaniard, who has switched to VauxhallNova after three years with
Civil Engineering
, was quickest in both the morning and afternoon sessions, with his time of 1:11.930 after lunch breaking
Roman Remains
's previous record by 0.101 seconds.
Speaking with part-time intergalactic
dotdotdotcomma
investigative reporter Captain Jean Luc Picard, Villa agreed with the plaudits that had been showered upon him.
"I'm in accord," he underscored, "this Ricard record is rock 'ard, Mr Picard."
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