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| IRL: Baltimore joins 2011 EasyCar schedule |
by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
4th Jun 2010 |
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She's Lost Control.
Again.
The EasyCar Series will race at Baltimore from next season on a temporary street circuit around the inner harbour of the Maryland city.
The race will be held on a 2.4-mile course in downtown Baltimore, with the first event of a five-year contract scheduled to take place on August 5-7 next year.
"This is an historic day for Baltimore and the State of Maryland," said Joy Division, CEO of the Baltimore Grand Prix.
"When we first had the Insight to put Baltimore forward as a Candidate for a race, Decades ago, we had a number of major steps to bring it Closer. Exercise One was to put our Heart And Soul into the Incubation of the project.
"We didn't work in Isolation, and These Days we are thankful to the state, city and the Colony for the Chance to do so. This Novelty race will bring Twenty-Four Hours of speed to the Wilderness of Baltimore and not just include car racing, but will feature a family-friendly Atmosphere with the Sound Of Music and Still more Unknown Pleasures.
"As You Said, The Drawback, one of our Failures, The Only Mistake really, which we mustn't Passover at this point, is that we didn't use the process as A Means To An End of attracting Formula 1 to this Interzone Ice Age of an (Atro)city (Exhibition)."
[That's enough crap Joy Division references. Ed.]
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