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Who should commentate on F1 for the BBC next year?
The knowledgeable Ben Edwards  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
The personable David Croft  graph bargraph background  (18%) 
The incomparable Murray Walker  graph bargraph background  (61%) 
The execrable James Allen  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
Total number of votes cast: 390 Started 23rd Jun 2008
 
Following the sadomasochism-gate affair, should Max resign?
Yes, what he did (allegedly) was despicable.  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
Yes, even if innocent, his position is untenable.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No, what he does in private is his business.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No, he should resign because he's useless.  graph bargraph background  (70%) 
Don't know why, but he should just resign.  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
Total number of votes cast: 769 Started 31st Mar 2008
 
Jake and Sam from Hampshire...
are a couple of intelligent, caring guys... (etc.)  graph background  (0%) 
have strong views about Max and Ralf.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
spend way too much time on internet polls.  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
have recently developed RSI.  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
really need to get a life.  graph bargraph background  (84%) 
Total number of votes cast: 648 Started 28th Feb 2008
 
What would be the biggest surprise of 2008?
The FIA governing fairly and justly  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
Toyota not producing a total shitbox  graph background  (0%) 
Adrian Newey coming up with a slow, reliable car  graph background  (0%) 
Anybody missing Ralf in any way at all  graph bargraph background  (45%) 
Total number of votes cast: 7915 Started 24th Jan 2008
 
Fancy a go at Autosport's Xmas Morning Mega Quiz?
No. It has questions about bike racing. Per-lease!  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No. You can find the answers too easily on-line.  graph background  (0%) 
No. It just looks really tedious.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
No. I think I'll have too much of a hangover.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Yes, but for a NY resolution, I must get a life.  graph bargraph background  (96%) 
Total number of votes cast: 300 Started 24th Dec 2007
 
How did we forget James Allen in our Figure of Hate™ poll?
Subconsciously edited out of memory due to trauma.  graph bargraph background  (97%) 
Statement of the bleeming obvious.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Too much blood in our alcohol systems.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Because he's not worth it.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
We secretly quite like the PFDLT.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 276 Started 29th Nov 2007
 
dotdotdotcomma's 2008 figure of hate™ should be...
Michael Schumacher, still.  graph background  (0%) 
Jacques Villeneuve, again.  graph background  (0%) 
Max Mosley, obviously.  graph bargraph background  (97%) 
Fernando Alonso, for sure.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
All of the above.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 2681 Started 14th Nov 2007
 
FIA president Max Mosley is...
a certified half-wit.  graph bargraph background  (66%) 
long overdue for replacement.  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
largely self-contradictory.  graph background  (0%) 
like father like son.  graph bargraph background  (32%) 
a sadly misunderstood genius.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 688 Started 3rd Oct 2007
 
One hundred million dollars is
a hefty fine, if it's based on 'suspicion', not 'proof'  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
thirty pieces of silver, adjusted for inflation  graph bargraph background  (20%) 
the new budget for the FIA's Christmas party  graph bargraph background  (60%) 
Total number of votes cast: 5 Started 24th Sep 2007
 
McLaren are
Guilty  graph background  (0%) 
Innocent  graph bargraph background  (97%) 
Inept  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Total number of votes cast: 86 Started 12th Sep 2007
 
Continue this sequence: Jordan, Midland, Spyker...,
official receivership  graph bargraph background  (83%) 
administration  graph background  (0%) 
liquidation  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
can we have our deposit back please?  graph bargraph background  (12%) 
Total number of votes cast: 41 Started 15th Aug 2007
 
Will Steve Ryder be performing fellatio on Lewis Hamilton...
at Silverstone?  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
after Lewis wins the championship?  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
only after James Allen has a go?  graph bargraph background  (48%) 
he's been there, done that?  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Total number of votes cast: 66 Started 3rd Jul 2007
 
Will 2007 be the last year in F1 for that other Schumacher?
I'm keeping everything crossed  graph bargraph background  (64%) 
If there's any justice in the world, yes  graph bargraph background  (14%) 
I implore the deity of my choice to make it so  graph background  (0%) 
I don't think I'd notice the difference  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Total number of votes cast: 14 Started 22nd Jun 2007
 
Who's your favourite British driver?
Anthony Davidson  graph bargraph background  (37%) 
Anthony Davidson  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Anthony Davidson  graph bargraph background  (29%) 
DC, Jenson or Lewis  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Total number of votes cast: 38 Started 4th Jun 2007
 
Honda's 'Earth car'...
is nothing more than barefaced hypocrisy  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
suggests that the world revolves around Brackley  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
looks like someone's sneezed on it  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
is about as quick as plate tectonics  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
is mostly harmless  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Total number of votes cast: 56 Started 3rd Apr 2007
 
BMW's startling form in pre-season testing is...,
mainly down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
mostly down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed.  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
totally down to Robert Kubica's prodigious speed.  graph bargraph background  (93%) 
Total number of votes cast: 152 Started 16th Feb 2007
 
Without Michael Schumacher, F1 in 2007 will...,
still have one too many Schumachers.  graph bargraph background  (55%) 
probably become a sport again, Fernando.  graph bargraph background  (23%) 
have to adopt Scott Speed as its figure of hate.  graph bargraph background  (23%) 
Total number of votes cast: 40 Started 4th Jan 2007
 
What constitutes a moveable aerodynamic structure?
A weight that's totally enclosed by bodywork  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
A hub cab that affects air-flow around the wheel  graph bargraph background  (30%) 
Michael Schumacher's chin  graph bargraph background  (69%) 
Total number of votes cast: 134 Started 7th Sep 2006
 
Michael Schumacher should retire...,
if he fails to win the championship this year.  graph bargraph background  (16%) 
if he manages to win the championship this year.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
full stop.  graph bargraph background  (82%) 
Total number of votes cast: 73 Started 8th Aug 2006
 
Before Jenson Button wins a Grand Prix:
Lewis Hamilton will.  graph bargraph background  (38%) 
The British GP's long-term future will be secured.  graph bargraph background  (19%) 
Michael Schumacher will learn humility.  graph bargraph background  (29%) 
Adam Carroll will land a decent sponsorship deal.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Christian Horner will stop saying "you know".  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Total number of votes cast: 21 Started 7th Jun 2006
 
Describe Michael Schumacher in 3 words:
Cheating cynical shit  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Cynical cheating shit  graph bargraph background  (40%) 
Shitty cynical cheat  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Shitty cheating cynic  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Sadly misunderstood genius  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 20 Started 30th May 2006
 
Just how bad is ITV's new F1 theme tune?
It doesn't lift me up lift me up, mate.  graph bargraph background  (11%) 
It's as bad as the last one.  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
It's worse than the last one.  graph bargraph background  (15%) 
What was wrong with that Jamiroquai one?  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Or for fuck's sake, what's wrong with 'The Chain'?  graph bargraph background  (63%) 
Total number of votes cast: 91 Started 5th Apr 2006
 
Exactly how much can't you wait until the Bahrain GP?
Oh my God, it's just, like, weurgh! You know?  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
I've not been as excited since February last year!  graph bargraph background  (42%) 
New teams, new drivers: I'm beside myself!  graph bargraph background  (13%) 
Oh, you boys...  graph bargraph background  (9%) 
Dunno. I'm too pissed off about Wembley.  graph bargraph background  (29%) 
Total number of votes cast: 45 Started 24th Feb 2006
 
Should Schumacher retire if he doesn't win in 2006?
Does the Pope shit in the woods?  graph bargraph background  (45%) 
Win or lose, he should retire anyway.  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Why wait?  graph bargraph background  (50%) 
Total number of votes cast: 22 Started 19th Jan 2006
 
Are you sad to see Minardi, Jordan and Sauber go?
Everyone had a soft spot for Minardi  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
It just won't be the same without Jordan  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
You can't help liking Minardi and Jordan  graph bargraph background  (88%) 
Total number of votes cast: 25 Started 28th Nov 2005
 
Max Mosely: should he stay or should he go?
Stay  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Go  graph bargraph background  (49%) 
Turn around now cos you're not welcome anymore  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
Please release him, let him go  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Leave me, leave me, leave me alone  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
You caught me at a bad time, so why don't you...,  graph bargraph background  (5%) 
Look, just f*** off already  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Total number of votes cast: 162 Started 11th Jul 2005
 
What have BAR got in their fuel tank today?
The main tank or the special, secret one?  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
A tiger  graph bargraph background  (27%) 
Grounds for capital punishment, say the FIA  graph bargraph background  (6%) 
15 litres of 'ballast', apparently  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
Nothing. It was totally drained, your honour  graph bargraph background  (1%) 
Their legal adviser's nuts  graph bargraph background  (28%) 
Total number of votes cast: 90 Started 6th May 2005
 
Should Sauber ditch Jacques Villeneuve soon?
Yes, out of plain common decency.  graph bargraph background  (44%) 
The only serious question is 'how soon?'  graph bargraph background  (32%) 
They should never have signed him.  graph bargraph background  (24%) 
No! He's a really talented, nice guy.  graph background  (0%) 
Total number of votes cast: 93 Started 14th Apr 2005
 
What would you name a new F1 team after?
Something really fast.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Something really, really fast.  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Something incredibly sexy. And fast too.  graph bargraph background  (38%) 
Your name. *Yawn!*  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
A dreary English urban area and defunct bank.  graph bargraph background  (33%) 
Total number of votes cast: 60 Started 15th Feb 2005
 
Why would Williams pick Pizzonia over Heidfeld?
Haven't the foggiest  graph bargraph background  (82%) 
Beats me  graph bargraph background  (10%) 
Not a clue, mate  graph bargraph background  (8%) 
Total number of votes cast: 51 Started 11th Jan 2005
 
Who least deserves a dotdotdotcomma Christmas card?
Michael Schumacher, for obvious reasons  graph bargraph background  (19%) 
Bernie, for about 500 million reasons every year  graph bargraph background  (34%) 
Jacques Villeneuve. Just because.  graph bargraph background  (35%) 
Anyone in a Ferrari top  graph bargraph background  (12%) 
Total number of votes cast: 106 Started 23rd Dec 2004
 
What's the best career plan to get into Formula 1?
Hardly any racing experience, like Kimi  graph bargraph background  (21%) 
Much experience, little success, like Jacques  graph bargraph background  (4%) 
Being an ugly, arrogant, cheating German twat  graph bargraph background  (68%) 
Following the recognised Road To F1™ ladder  graph bargraph background  (7%) 
Total number of votes cast: 28 Started 4th Nov 2004
 
Should the British Grand Prix be saved?
Yes, Bernie Ecclestone is a total arsehead  graph bargraph background  (96%) 
It has a divine right to be on the calendar  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Only if it's held at Donington  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Total number of votes cast: 249 Started 12th Oct 2004
 
How do you feel about Jacques Villeneuve's return to F1?
I've missed the old stunted misanthrope  graph bargraph background  (44%) 
Jacques who?  graph background  (0%) 
That deal doesn't include Craig Pollock, does it?  graph bargraph background  (31%) 
In the name of all that's holy, why?  graph bargraph background  (25%) 
Total number of votes cast: 16 Started 17th Sep 2004
 
Who is the most loathsome driver in F1?
Michael Schumacher  graph bargraph background  (2%) 
Michael Schumacher  graph bargraph background  (3%) 
Michael Schumacher  graph background  (0%) 
All of the above  graph bargraph background  (95%) 
Total number of votes cast: 94 Started 8th Sep 2004


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