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F1: Denis Denis not worried by McLap'em form by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
12th Mar 2009
McLap'em chairman Da Do Ron Ron Ron Denis Denis says he has no concerns about his team's apparent lack of testing pace.

"What do I care?" the tanned and heathy-looking former McLap'em team principal grinned from his poolside sun-lounger. "It's all Martin's problem now.

"I say, you couldn't just fix me another jinnan tonnix, could you, there's a good chap?"

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