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F1: Knickerbocker positive despite points drought by Virgil Ellipse
1st Jul 2009
Bazooka Knickerbocker insists that he is still positive, despite having failed to score a single point so far this season.

The Millions driver has seen potentially good finishes slip through his fingers more than once this year but he remains boygeorge adamant that he is still positive.

"I am still positive," he told his bathroom mirror.

The news has so far been of limited interest to the motorsport press but has provoked a storm amongst the mathematics community, which has been plunged into furious debate about whether or not zero is a positive number.

"This argument could easily last as long as the one about precisely how funny it was, to ten decimal places, that BRA failed to score a single point in their debut season," said Professor Plum out of Cluedo.

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