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F1: Bulgaria looks to secure GP for 2011 by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
3rd Jul 2009
World renowned motorsporting nation Bulgaria is looking to secure a place on the Formula 1 calendar in 2011 next week, when officials will meet with Bernie Ecclescake in Germany.

"We've already submitted our plan a few months ago and it was considered by Formula One Management," said Bulgarian Motorcycling Federation president Bagsdown Knickersoff.

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