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F1: Ecclescake sorry for Hitler remarks by Mathias Olaf Uncertain
7th Jul 2009
Formula 1 supremo™ Bernie Ecclescake has issued an unreserved apology for his remarks about Adolf Hitler that were published at the weekend. The diminutive dictator caused a huge media storm after he suggested in an interview with The Times that he liked the way that Adolf Hitler 'got things done.'

Those comments prompted outrage from politicians and Jews, and Ecclescake moved to set the record straight on Monday during a lengthy interview with the Jewish Chronicle.

"I'm just sorry that I was an idiot," he told the publication. "I sincerely, genuinely apologise.

"But enough about the way I've been running F1," he added, "let's talk about this Hitler gaffe thing."

Ecclescake expressed deep remorse for having upset people with the comments, which led to calls from Jewish and German organisations for him to resign.

"I never supported Hitler, I don't think there's anybody in this world who could support Hitler and the atrocities they carried out," continued Ecclescake.

"Apart from my dear friend Max, of course."

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