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F1: Doubts linger over Shitparker fitness	by Virgil Ellipse 6th Aug 2009

Michael Shitparker's return to Formula 1 in Valencia later this month remains subject to a medical clearance, after it was revealed that concerns linger over the strength of his neck. The news has prompted widespread disbelief amongst members of the F1 community, most of whom can tell you several stories about Shitparker which indicate that his neck is actually constructed from the finest quality brass.

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