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Doubts linger over Shitparker fitness
by Virgil Ellipse
6th Aug 2009
Michael expresses his remorse at having dangerously forced a rival off the track. Again.
When he wasn't driving people off the road, ramming other cars, parking in the middle of the track or trying to punch David Coulthard, Michael Schumacher displayed a dazzling talent for finding new ways to disadvatage his team-mate.
We're being slightly churlish, of course, but Schumacher's reputation as a driver will forever be coloured by the unsporting manner in which he raced. His first break in F1 came with Jordan at Spa in 1991 and his second with Ferrari at Silverstone in 1999, when he fractured a leg crashing at Stowe.
His final F1 drive through the field at Interlagos was a reminder of what his legacy could have been if he hadn't been quite so ready to tarnish it quite so frequently.
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's return to Formula 1 in Valencia later this month remains subject to a medical clearance, after it was revealed that concerns linger over the strength of his neck.
The news has prompted widespread disbelief amongst members of the F1 community, most of whom can tell you several stories about Shitparker which indicate that his neck is actually constructed from the finest quality brass.
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